He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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