4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
