When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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