Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I am one with the molecules
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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