Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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