the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i came on her dog
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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