my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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