What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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