There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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