lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Is Oprah even human
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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