Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
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Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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