oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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