Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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