can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
They took my balls.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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