is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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