we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
When are your genitals available?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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