I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes