I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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