So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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