That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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