come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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