i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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