Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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