Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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