i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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