I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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