The maid of honor just puked.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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