Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
she looked like the before picture.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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