Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You just made me feel so damn special
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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