whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I need to align my fucking chakras
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
