dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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