Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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