Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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