Will you blow on my dice?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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