i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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