Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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