It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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