i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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