I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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