This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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