I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Randomize
