is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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