it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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