Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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