i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
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I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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