Duck Duck Cougar?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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