playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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