And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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