awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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