You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Even my vagina gasped.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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