absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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