I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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