Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
