The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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You coming home soon, man?
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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