Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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